The Night I Almost Became a Headline: My Paul Bissonnette Restaurant Run-In (and What I Learned)
Okay, so picture this: It's a Tuesday night, right? I'm starving, craving a decent burger, and I decide to hit up this new spot downtown – The Bissonnette Burger Bar. Yeah, I know, kinda ironic considering what happened next. I'm a huge hockey fan, always have been, and BizNasty's reputation precedes him. I figured, hey, maybe I'll even see the guy himself. Spoiler alert: I did. And it wasn't pretty.
<h3>A Night at the Burger Bar</h3>
I’d heard whispers about this place. Apparently, Paul Bissonnette himself was often spotted there, hanging out, being the boisterous, larger-than-life personality he is on social media. The place was packed, buzzing with energy. The burgers were amazing, by the way – seriously juicy and flavorful. Definitely worth a visit, fight aside.
I was halfway through my third (okay, fourth) bite when things went south. Fast. There was this loud argument erupting near the bar. I initially tried to ignore it, you know, keep my head down and enjoy my burger. But then, I saw him. Paul Bissonnette. And he was, well, let’s just say he wasn't exactly playing the role of peaceful mediator.
<h3>The Brawl Begins</h3>
Now, I'm not a fighter. I’m more of a "hide behind the potted plant" kind of guy during any kind of conflict. What I did witness, however, was a full-blown restaurant brawl. It escalated quickly; chairs were flying (almost hit me!), voices were raised, and I'm pretty sure I saw a spilled beer or two. I'm pretty sure it was over a bad call on a sports game.
It all happened so fast! One minute, people are chatting, the next minute, a full-on melee. Honestly, it felt like something straight out of a movie. The whole thing lasted maybe five minutes, tops, before security – bless their hearts – intervened and things calmed down. It was a crazy experience, and honestly, a little scary at first.
<h3>Lessons Learned (and Some Regret)</h3>
Looking back, I’m glad I wasn't involved directly, but I definitely learned a thing or two. First off, maybe don't go to a restaurant owned by a former NHL enforcer on a busy night expecting a calm dining experience. Secondly, if you're going to be in a public place, have your phone ready to record or at least have an escape plan. There’s something about a sudden disturbance that makes you realize how easily things can escalate.
Moreover, you should always know the people around you, especially if you are in a public place with alcohol. This whole incident helped me realize the importance of situational awareness. I definitely could have avoided the situation by being in a less crowded space, or going to a different restaurant altogether. I should have had a plan.
Third, and most importantly, document everything. I didn't think about filming it or getting the names of witnesses. It's a good thing I didn’t get involved. In case anything like that happens again, take pictures. These days you can even use your Apple Watch to secretly record incidents like this. Always be prepared.
<h3>The Aftermath: My Viral Moment (sort of)</h3>
The whole thing, as you might imagine, was chaotic. After the dust settled (literally), I was left with a half-eaten burger, a pounding heart, and a hilarious story to tell. Although I didn't have a video, I posted a summary of my story on social media, and it became one of my best-performing posts. The amount of interaction shocked me!
So, there you have it. My encounter with the infamous Paul Bissonnette. It wasn't exactly a meet-and-greet, but it certainly made for a memorable (and slightly terrifying) night. Remember folks, situational awareness, and maybe stick to quieter restaurants. It might save you from a near-viral restaurant brawl. And definitely finish your burger before a fight breaks out.
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